Thursday 15 October 2009

Should Kelvin MacKenzie stick garlic where the sun doesn't shine?

Kelvin MacKenzie confesesses in his Sun column today that he grows garlic and suffers from piles. On Woman's Hour he learnt via actress Phyllida Law that she shoves garlic cloves up her "rear end" to relieve her piles. So MacKenzie asks readers this morning: "I am beginning to wonder if I should dig up garlic and place them in a different compost area. What do you think?"
Me? I think there should be a phone vote.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think there are plenty of people on Merseyside who would volunteer to do ther job for him.