Thursday 27 August 2009

Lusty lime makes the Sun

Simon Simpkins, who wrote to the Daily Mail complaining that a sweet wrapper depicted a carnal encounter between a lusty lime and a lemon, is in the Sun today.
Under the headline 'Get A Room You Chew', the paper tells of "Dad's outrage at sweet wrapper porn."
Simkins is quoted in the Sun saying: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.
"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."
Funnily enough they are exactly the same quotes as in his letter to the Mail.
Is someone having a laugh?

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