It's not April 1 is it? The Sunday Times magazine announced today that Black Sabbath front man Ozzy Osbourne is to be its new health columnist.
What exactly are Ozzy's qualifications? According to the Sunday Times: "Ozzy Osbourne has survived plane and quad-bike crashes, drug and alcohol addiction, mental breakdowns and dysfunctional family life to become a world authority on pharmacology, neurology, psychology and hypochondria."
The paper asks: "Have you a problem for Dr. Ozzy? Perhaps a matter too delicate to raise with your family doctor, which you would like plastered over Britain's foremost magazine? His column begins here next week. Email him at askdozzy@sunday-times.co.uk."
- Dear Reader, the Sunday Times is now behind a paywall so no links to the story.
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