An outbreak of the dreaded Britain's Got Talent virus has hit the tabloid press today.
It means that they are resistant to any kind of front page lead other than those that mention BGT or Simon Cowell.
All other stories about Ecoli, a fatal explosion at an oil refinery, war, revolution and the death of the world's only surfing elephant have to take second place to this news eating virus.
Experts warn that BGT disease could last several weeks.
- The Sun and Mirror seem to be attacked by the same strain of BGT disease with almost identical splash headlines.