Chocs away with the Evening Standard

They were giving away posh bars of Green & Blacks' chocolate with the Evening Standard in London today.
That's the way to make Londoners feel more positive about living in the capital.

Except the Standard splash just makes you want to move to the country.

"Teacher Held for Parents' Murder" it shouts, with the sub heads "Police question son found blood-stained and hiding in attic" and "Retired headmaster and wife stabbed to death".