In your dreams. Ex-News of the World PR Hayley Barlow has suggested on Twitter the paper deserves the above apology from the Guardian following the ongoing row over the way the deletion of voicemails on Milly Dowler's phone was reported.
It's about as likely to happen as Nick Davies asking Jules Stenson round for Christmas dinner.
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