My man in the Midlands sent me this from the Sutton Coldfield Observer, exclaiming excitedly "nine naked boobs make page 3 of local weekly" - but I think he was pulling the wool over my eyes.
As the Observer reveals: "A SUTTON nonagenarian has used her knitting prowess to help 100 new mothers adapt to breast feeding.
"Coral Charles-Dunne, 91, has knitted dozens of breast-shaped educational tools to help midwives show mums how to express milk and deal with any challenges they may face."
The Observer story tells you how you can get a pattern to knit your own breast. You don't get that in the Sun.